The city of love.

i cant help but wonder why do we name the wet, full of saliva, out-of-breathe, head turning, sometimes led to orgasm kiss.

okay. sry. imagine i never mentioned the orgasm part.

why is it called

FRENCH KISS ?

actually, i personally feel that its racist to say

"Babe, u r so good in french kissing; makes me wanna eat you whole up !"

its actually racist but in a good way..

but still ! its racism !!

why dun be call it something like erm, Malaysian Kiss.

Malaysian kisses are oso not bad wat !

French might say,

"What is wrong with calling it French Kiss ?"

Well, duh lah. it'll make you guys sound like the world best kisser.

Maybe we really call it French Kiss because the French ARE rili good in kissing.

plus their Paris and hot slang that they have,

There is really no doubt that they are erm, romantic ?

but i didnt really heard got things about French before,

all i heard is that they are the worst tourist in the world.

*According to Yahoo ! Travel*

They are arrogant.

And they dont bath. and they stinks.

apparently, they put french rolls under their armpits while they cycled around Paris.

but i'll say,

GOOD WAT ! EXTRA SALT !