A day at the saloon.

just came back from saloon with jenny and her sis-in law.
both of them had nothing better to do, so they decided to go to the saloon just to wash their hair.
jenny came into the room and asked if i wanna join them.
what the heck ! of cause i'll join ! save energy on washing hair.
hehehe.

when into the saloon, jenny told them to use her shampoo instead of theirs.
kua zhang.
she replied, 'hei geh shampoo hui ling tou tau fat hou kon' (their shampoo makes the hair really dry.)
so i guess i cannot call her kua zhang since she really does have a point !

i usually go to a saloon not for their cutting or washing of hair. i know this sounds really weird, but i go to for the massage. chinese seem to enjoy massage really much ! the best massage was when fayemei brought me to a saloon and it was in completelly darkness, the only light where dim blue neon lights. in short, you will have no heck idea how the person who is washing your hair looks like or what shampoo they use.

i have the time of my life. if im not mistaken, they used 5 shampoo on me and countless massages. and they did it with full strength that even you could hear the chair rocking. after washing the hair, the guy would ask,

*conversations are translated to english

guy : would you like a massage on the neck ?
me : errr.. em-hmm. *completelly no idea what the heck is he talking about.
*massage

IT FELT SO GOOD ! * his hand underneath my clothes
me : fck ! whats happening ! arrrrrgghhh ~ enjoynyer..

after a few minutes,

guy : do you want a massage around your eyes ?
me : em-hmm !!!
*massage again. i nearly scream.

after a few minutes,

guys : do you want a massage around your head.
me : just go on !

*i've started to realized that i'll been staying there for an hour.


so back to the saloon today, the guy was blowing dry my hair when he asked in mandarin, 'ni shi na li lai de ?' (where are you from ?"
me :malaysia.
guy : bu guo ni hen xiang zhong guo ren.. (but you look like china's chinese.)
*getting annoyed
me : na yi zian zai ma lai xi ya you hen duo zhong guo ren lai a.. (long time ago, there were a lot of chinese that came to malaysia. true what ! during the british colonization.)
guy : o.. na ni hai shi zhong guo de ma.. (owh. then you still belong to china.)

WTF !?

i felt so insulted that moment. I do not belong to China. reasons ?
1. i am a banana. dont know how to read, write nor speak chinese.
2. i actually listen to english songs and i watch Hollywood movies.
3. i dont eat pig intestines.
4.even my grandparents are malaysian-borned.

see ! i am not china chinese ! and than he gave me a long speech on i look like china girls and stuff. fuck ! to makes things worse, he started talking about me being a vegetarian.

guy : zhe yang hen bu hao. (it is not good)
me : wei shen me ? (why ?)
guy : ben lai jiu bu hao a.. wo you yi ge mei mei ye shi zhe yang. mei tian bei wo ma. (it is not good from the beginning. i had a sister who is a vegetarian and she gets scolding from me everyday.)
me : ...... hao ke lian o.. (....... poor thing.)

see what i meant ? i hate this guy ?
i think he seriously has something against vegetarians. maybe he got dump by a vegetarian gf or something. there is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian ! fck ! even mum doesnt care and now a random guy from the saloon cares ?! we have a choice on wether we wanna eat pig,dog, snakes intestines or not. i personally find it really undoubtly gross.

and besides, im not even fully a vegetarian. i am half. promised mum to starts being a vegetarian at the age of 20 (and tattoos too ! ). im not being a fully vegetarian for the shake of my growth of boobs. they are still A cup. so i'll sacrifice these years on eating T.T meeat.

damn boobs ! when are you gonna grow ?!