ARRRRRGGGGHHH ~!!!

next week exam. and next week is oso PMR !!

talk to mandy today on skype and told her some *ahem* "big news". than we talk about some other random stuff and suddenly fucking comp got stuck !! shit. den it got stuck 4 about a few mins and then i decided that i'll just shut it down n start it ova again. i noe its not rili good 4 d comp but I WAS TALKING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT !! den after restarting, i sign in 2 skype again and mandy wasnt on. ==

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in another 3 days, hubby n i are gonna hav our 3 weeks aniversary !! i super duper ♥ HIM. recently, we had been playing this game where we had to stared at each other's eye as long as we could WITHOUT blinking. i so far had won once and he's leading. stuupid. but it aint fair ! cuz we would be staring at least other's eyes and than i would feel like laughing for some reason of i dun even noe of. Than when i laugh, my eyes would suddenly blink. and den hubby would jump up and say "HAAA ! I WON !" and started laughing endlessly. guys can be so childish sometimes. I'LL WIN HIM NEXT TIME ! JUST WAIT AND SEEE !!

recently, i've been so hyper and ham sap.
*grasp*
perhaps my period are coming ?!
According to some, a girl is EXTRA ham sap when her period is around the corner. true arh ? I dunno how how true is it but i feel almost the same all the time. either dat or im ham sap all the time. noooo..

cause u see, there's a difference between knowing stuffs and ham sap. Ham sap is thinking about sex all the time for no particular reason. When a person is ham sap, he/she thinks about sex with no particular person. Knowing stuffs on the other hand is knowing all or most about sex. Knowing about sex is really really important to a girl. come come i give u a tip.

* GUYS STAY AWAY.* [this is to prevent any guy of feeling insulted due to the msg below] oii !! still wanna see ar ? than its u're business lah then.

incase a guy force u to have sex with him, and u really dun 1 to. instead of pushing him away, pull him closer to you and when the bastard is near you, aim for his ahem. dont worry, he will not push u away cuz he think u would want to ahem his ahem. then when u get close to the ahem, just like slap dat ahem. use as much energy as possible ! the guy would then leave u alone and scream in pain.

You might ask why must slap dat ahem ? aaaa.. good question !

You see, guy's ahem are really really sensitive creature. (notice that i use the term creature). When its hard, its extra sensitive and when some1 hit it, its really extremely painful. dont ask me y, im not a guy. and again, IM NOT HAM SAP A ! these r really important facts dat girls should noe. its called SELF PROTECTION.

Once, i had a conversation with my guys friends and i was asking why do Asian guys prefer innocent girls who blushed or whu acts as if they did not see the word sex before. I personally really hate these kinds of girls. Sex is normal, everyone gotta do it someday right ? ehh, its part of nature okayy ! without sex, the world would have less population.
less population = less workers
less workers = less economic benefit for the country
less economic benefit for the country = everyone would be poor
everyone would be poor = world becomes a bad place to live.

So see. sex is not bad.

okay so bak to periods. i find it really personally extremely horribily unfair that us girls have to have periods every month. Why is it that us girls have to stick that freaking thick piece of shit to our undies everytime the "monthly visitor" comes ? Why is it us girls would have to deal with the stomache cramp ? Why is it that us girls have to waste our money on buying pads ? Why is it that it is us girls whu have to ask our friend to see if we strained our pants everything monthly visitor come and visit ? I find it so unfair lorh.. guys dun hav to worry about all these problems. dont need waste money and energy.

hmm.. maybe i should think about changing my genter to male......