After school on friday, jenny, me & hubby secretly hopped into jenny's bus to Hu Li.
The things there are so damn cheap !
Jen got her dress for Y55 (RM 28) and the design was so damn niceee ! arrghh ~~ i wanted the dress so much. but since im a good friend, i decided to let go of the wonderful dress and gave it to my best buddy. *sniff Im such a good person.

*ahem
okay, enough of self-praising.

i bought a super nice sexy pink dress. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. we asked how much it is. i was praying for the price to be low but unfortunately, God didnt seem to have the time for me at that point cause it turned out to be Y120 ! Jen was so good in bargaining that she took my hand and left. the shop person than realized that we were about to leave and than beg us not to go and asked us how much we one. ngek ngek ngek. Y90 ! the dress was mine.


so than hubby havent get his suit, so had to teman him to shop.

I NEARLY DIE.

i never shop with a guy before as in never shop helping a guy buy stuff. he tried on a pair of pants, than ask me how is it. I glanced at it and said "its okay." than he tried on another pair and he asked me how is it. i dunno wats wrong with me but I CANT SEE ANY DIFFERENCE !
i finally found out the difference after looking really really closely. as close as the pants were an inch from my nose.

we than go to zhong san lu and bought his shirt from G2000. Y200 fly.
as we were walking, he suddenly got a wonderful idea and decided to bring me to meet his mum.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHH ~!!!!
i was practically paralyze on the way to his home.
His mum's voice is damn nice wei ! and no, im not praising her just for the sake of praising her, but her voice is like those young kawaii girls. i want that kind of voice. T.T
his mum over all is nice lah. She asked me to come over next weekend and she would cook for us. heheh.

For the fun of it, we than decided that its hubby's time to meet mum. he was damn nervous till it was funny !
he later realized that he's not suppose to worried about mum but instead the dog. =="
mum treated hubby really coolly but at the end okay already. hubby went home at around 10:30

Meet both in-laws within 3 hours. not bad lah. not bad lah.


I have so MANY things to talk about. The post would be divide into 2.
didnt blog for a few days.
hubby n i had been having super bad luck these days !
1st : rush movie project like mad. damn stress. every1 was getting fed up with each other. didnt have time 2 spend with hubby. den editted dat god damn movie at the veli last minute ! den forgotten 2 save the movie in2 media file, got minus 5 points.
2nd : hubby's mandarin teacher was scolding some student. he being the usual 'pat gong' took out his cellphone n recorded it. suddenly.... DIsiplin teacher came in, saw him recording, phone got confiscated. got a warning letter n cant get phone until the end of the skool year until his parents come n meet the headmaster. i was teasing him asking why wanna be such a busybody until he said he actually recorded it cuz he wanna show me. :S felt guilty.
3rd : hubby got caught again after a grade 5 student reported some1 stole his candy. hubby n frens found those sweets n decided 2 curi makan. the grade 5 student came bak 2 class n found his sweet ALL GONE ! complained 2 disiplin teacher. kena AGAIN !
4rd : Crystal & Irlia bought dumplings from outside n bring it bak 2 skool 4 hubby n i. hubby ate oni 2 pieces den kena caught. got in2 trouble ONCE AGAIN !
5th : my period came n got damn easily pissed. AND ! my pimples came out as if they had nothing 2 do. n it took them nearly a week 2 get well ! they group around the corner of my lips n were damn red ! every1 asked me if i got allergy n i have 2 answer 2 every of them, "ITS JUST PIMPLES !" den they would asked, " u sure ?" den i would get so annoyed n say "Im getting my period lah !"
6th : exam 3 days. kena nagged by mum 4 not studying like mad. den dad came bak from work, nag somemore !

BUT THANK GOD EXAM'S OVER.

hubby n i wanted 2 watch a movie a few days ago..
hubby : lou po, y dun 1 day u come 2 my house n we watch a movie together ?
* face lighted up. thought hubby was finally being romantic n decided 2 watch a romantic comedy together.

me : okayy !! lets watch ! wat movie do u wanna watch.
*hubby's face lighten up. YES ! he's rili gonna watch a romantic movie wit me !
hubby : lets watch KUNG FU PANDA !
me : huh ?
hubby : its damn good ! i've watch it 4 times. lets watch it again.
me : errr.. okayy.
*dissapointed betul.

so i downloaded the movie n bought the usb 2 his home, den it didnt work so we ended up watching WALL-E. i dunno wats d problem wit us watching disney animated movies. i dunno if any1 had watched it, but its DAMN BORING ! there were almost NO dialogs. the oni part i like was when wall-e saw eve n asked for her name. n Eve go "EVEEEEE-ED" n Wall-E go "im WALLLL-E" arrghh ~ i dunno how 2 explain it, but its damn funny lah the way they talk. after dat, hubby n i got fed up n off it.

after the movie, hubby cycled me to the nearby park. was so far the most romantic thing we did. but after dat, my butt hurts as hell.

the next day, we went riding again but the weather was damn hot. once in a while, while cycling he would go "WOOOT !" . hahha. its damn weird but cute in a way. den we went shopping, wanted 2 buy a curling iron. there's tis place where they selled it dirt cheap. oni RM16 for one. went there n
IT CLOSED DOWN !
i nearly cried. its the cheapest place 2 get all these stuff ! i bought my flat iron there, 4 about RM 10 something. but it works well n it heats damn fast.

he then starting talking some random stuff. saying how by a girl's hair, u could know her personality. he said those girls wit wavely hair are mostly matured n are sexually active (WTF?!) n those wit straight hair r mostly cute n innocent & dun think abt sex. i was thinking, since i hav straight hair, i must be innocent ?! ngek ngek..

*ahem.
yah, im innocent.


Uncle Tom from US came 2 xiamen today n visited dad. dad then came bak n he was about 2 tell a joke. he usually has a facial expression when he's about 2 tell a joke. he den said "Tom went 2 Spain n visited his fren. his fren had tumor n was told dat he oni has a few months 2 live." den guess wat ?!?!?!

HE STARTED LAUGHING !

den he said Uncle Tom asked wat would dad do if he noes dat he oni has a few months 2 live. n den he laughed again !
its damn evil lah okay !
1st, ppl is freaking dying n its NOT funny.
n 2nd, if i noe dat i oni got a few months 2 live, i'll do damn fucking alot of things lah okay !
This is my list of things dat i would do if i oni hav a few months 2 live.

1. i'll visit every continent. inculding Antartica !
2. i would go bak 2 msia 4 a month n eat AS MUCH AS I CAN.
3. i'll get a plastic surgery on my boobs. (ehh, come on lah, i wanna die wit boobs okayy..)
4. learn swimming.
5. swim face-to-face with dolphins.
6. get married with hubby. (if im underage, den run away marridge)
7. SKY-DRIVE !!!
8. appear on TV. even if i hav 2 burn the White House while shouting "BUSH, U SUCK !!!"
9. go camping with hubby by the seaside.
10. experienced at least 1 natural disaster.
11. tell my parents dat im pregnant n freak the hell outta of them.
12. call on 2 the national radio station n sniff n sob of how i love every1 n how i would miss them.

DAMN MANY THINGS 2 DO LAH !
number 6 is extremely important.
hahah. i wish lah.

i personally hate attending wedding ceremonies. first, we would be sitting with relatives whom we RARELY meet and usually i even forget that they're my relative. second, we have to wait fucking long for the food to arrive. third, when the bride and the groom walks pass, most of us barely notice them cuz most of us would be busying insulting the bride and groom. (depends on which side im on. if im from the groom, i'll trash the bride and if im from the bride, i'll trash the groom.) then i would spend most of my time asking my mum who's this and who's dat and *gasp !* i found out they're my relatives. who knew i had so much of them ?! and then, one old vain lady, called 'tai kam jie' (i only know how to say it in cantonese and i think this word barely exist in english voc.) would appear on the stage and talk one load of craps and SOMETIMES they would be people singing on the stage and it really really REALLY gets on my nerves....

GOOD NEWS !!!

MY wedding would have none of those !! if i ever have a wedding..
only a few amount of people would be invited to my wedding, so none of those "huh ?! dats my relative ?!" things would happen. my wedding is completely buffet, so you dont need to wait for the food and therefore starved to death. 'tai kam jie' is not allowed ! if one ever comes, i'll kill her. it would have a life band whom guests could requests songs for. and no1 is allowed to sing !
guests include : my family. his family. best friends.

hubby and i were in the taxi after school today when we pass a few pairs of couples taking their wedding photos by the road side. ( no, its not the normal road side, it kinda has a beautiful background thing.) as i was trying to talk to hubby, the taxi driver angily said
"why are all the couples taking their wedding pics by the road side ?! the background is not that good."
i was thinking maybe he got some problems with weddings. maybe he just got a divorce. den hubby said,
"yahh. i feel so too."
my head went complelety ?????? whats wrong with people taking pics by the roadside ?!
then hubby asked,
"lou po, if we ever got married, are we gonna do the same thing as those couple ?"
i thought for a while and yelled up a big loud "NOOOOO !!"

seriously, why would u want to have the same wedding as everyone else ?
its YOUR special day so why make it ordinary ?
you should make it extra-ordinary and not ordinary.

every girl dream about the their dream wedding day every once in the lifes. i never thought about those fairytales dream weddings with me wearing a small tiara and a large puff dress. dun ask me why, i was really weird back then. i was about to tell hubby my dream wedding when he said,
"jump off from a plane and exchange vows in the sky ?"

OMG !!

dat was my exact dream wedding !! i wanted to hug him and kiss him and tell him that he's the love of my life. i was practically shouting when i said....
me : how did u know that i wanted to jump off from the plane and exchange vows ?!
* hubby laughs*
hubby : cause i wanted it too.

hehehe.
im so gonna exchange vows in the sky.
next week exam. and next week is oso PMR !!

talk to mandy today on skype and told her some *ahem* "big news". than we talk about some other random stuff and suddenly fucking comp got stuck !! shit. den it got stuck 4 about a few mins and then i decided that i'll just shut it down n start it ova again. i noe its not rili good 4 d comp but I WAS TALKING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT !! den after restarting, i sign in 2 skype again and mandy wasnt on. ==

in another, wait, let me count... *counting*

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in another 3 days, hubby n i are gonna hav our 3 weeks aniversary !! i super duper
♥ HIM. recently, we had been playing this game where we had to stared at each other's eye as long as we could WITHOUT blinking. i so far had won once and he's leading. stuupid. but it aint fair ! cuz we would be staring at least other's eyes and than i would feel like laughing for some reason of i dun even noe of. Than when i laugh, my eyes would suddenly blink. and den hubby would jump up and say "HAAA ! I WON !" and started laughing endlessly. guys can be so childish sometimes. I'LL WIN HIM NEXT TIME ! JUST WAIT AND SEEE !!

recently, i've been so hyper and ham sap.
*grasp*
perhaps my period are coming ?!
According to some, a girl is EXTRA ham sap when her period is around the corner. true arh ? I dunno how how true is it but i feel almost the same all the time. either dat or im ham sap all the time. noooo..

cause u see, there's a difference between knowing stuffs and ham sap. Ham sap is thinking about sex all the time for no particular reason. When a person is ham sap, he/she thinks about sex with no particular person. Knowing stuffs on the other hand is knowing all or most about sex. Knowing about sex is really really important to a girl. come come i give u a tip.

* GUYS STAY AWAY.* [this is to prevent any guy of feeling insulted due to the msg below] oii !! still wanna see ar ? than its u're business lah then.

incase a guy force u to have sex with him, and u really dun 1 to. instead of pushing him away, pull him closer to you and when the bastard is near you, aim for his ahem. dont worry, he will not push u away cuz he think u would want to ahem his ahem. then when u get close to the ahem, just like slap dat ahem. use as much energy as possible ! the guy would then leave u alone and scream in pain.

You might ask why must slap dat ahem ? aaaa.. good question !

You see, guy's ahem are really really sensitive creature. (notice that i use the term creature). When its hard, its extra sensitive and when some1 hit it, its really extremely painful. dont ask me y, im not a guy. and again, IM NOT HAM SAP A ! these r really important facts dat girls should noe. its called SELF PROTECTION.

Once, i had a conversation with my guys friends and i was asking why do Asian guys prefer innocent girls who blushed or whu acts as if they did not see the word sex before. I personally really hate these kinds of girls. Sex is normal, everyone gotta do it someday right ? ehh, its part of nature okayy ! without sex, the world would have less population.
less population = less workers
less workers = less economic benefit for the country
less economic benefit for the country = everyone would be poor
everyone would be poor = world becomes a bad place to live.

So see. sex is not bad.

okay so bak to periods. i find it really personally extremely horribily unfair that us girls have to have periods every month. Why is it that us girls have to stick that freaking thick piece of shit to our undies everytime the "monthly visitor" comes ? Why is it us girls would have to deal with the stomache cramp ? Why is it that us girls have to waste our money on buying pads ? Why is it that it is us girls whu have to ask our friend to see if we strained our pants everything monthly visitor come and visit ? I find it so unfair lorh.. guys dun hav to worry about all these problems. dont need waste money and energy.

hmm.. maybe i should think about changing my genter to male......





ngek ngek ngek ~~ got ur attention didnt I ? I've decided to delete all my old post cause they were so god damn boring.

ANYWAYS......
today im gonna talk about condoms and pregnancy test !!! =].
ehh, im not ham sap okayy.. i have a good explanation of writing this.

Have u ever wonder why in pharmacy they always put the condoms and pregnancy test next 2 each other ? Im sure every1 notice it before right ? if havent notice, den make sure the next time u go 2 the pharmacy, u check. I noticed it lah, but didnt really pay attention to it. Then one day, i was walking around the pharmacy with my mum when suddenly i "accidently" went to the condoms and pregnancy test section.


Then it totally hit me !

Why are they next to each other ? I then find my mum and asked her about it.

Me : Ehh, why the condom and pregnancy test always together arh ?
Mum : *swt face* haiyahh ! dont ask so much lah ! the pharmacy so big why u must always go dat section ?!

Again, as usual, mum failed to answer my question.

I find it pretty insulting actually. Just imagine. If like a woman come to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test or maybe already took a pregnancy test and wanna take it again just to make sure that she has not been the most unlucky person on earth, then she walk to dat section and while trying to choose a pregnancy test, the condoms are next to her.

Damn right ! That woman would feel what lah ! She would be cursing and ~!@#$%^&* cause she would thinking if the guy did use the condom, she will not be in this situation.

And by placing the condoms beside the pregnancy test is so scary. to me lah at least. its like a warning that says,
"You better buy me when u're doing it or not u would be coming back to get those next to me".And somemore, how come condoms are so cheap and pregnancy tests are so expensive ? both also used only once right.. 1 pack of condom cost like $7 i think. and 1 pregnancy test cost about $30 or $40. SEE THE DIFFERENCE ?!

I really feel that someone should invent a pregnancy test that is reuseable. like after using, wash it than put back into the box. save money ! and reduce global warming also. cuz pregnancy tests are made from plastics and plastics are bad for global warming. u see ! so useful and can reduce global warming. because you see, everyday people get pregnant right ? so means everyday pregnancy tests are being brought and thrown right ? so means everyday hundreds of pregnancy test are being thrown right ? omg. no wonder global warming happen.

hmmm.. maybe i should be the one to invent it. maybe can get Nobel Prize somemore for saving the environment. okayy.. have to do research.

I've realized that I didnt talk much about condoms.Condoms arh.. errr.. haiyah ! nothing about them lah. if got use, than good; if never use, than be prepared to go to the pharmacy and experience the scenerio written above.